David's Web Page

ME!!!!

This is David (BOB) speaking, HELLO ALL!!!!!! This is hereby declared the best home page on the internet, so pay attention!!!

First, me: I am 12 yrs. old, 5' 1", 90 lbs., have brown hair and eyes, and I live in the terrible boring place called Richmond.

I love basketball, and, obviously, I am the best basketball player ever to walk the face of the Earth!

If I left anything off of this web page that might be necessary, just let me know!!!!

Now time for a shoe ad: GBX - the best shoes in all the stores! They actually fit me!!!

OK, that's probably quite enough for this section. Indeed it is!

 

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WAZZZAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo! I just wanna give a huge shout out 2 all my friends out thare!!!!

WAZZZAAAHHH!!!!!! to...

Pennsylvania Peep: Calvin!

Kallah/Maryland Peeps: SAM, John L, Mike F, Greg B, Emma P, Shira, David P, Ian, Hannan, Sloane, Lightning, Seth, Jonathan, Paul, Davy, Tamara, and Evan (Mrs. Swann)!

Virginia Peeps: Daniel K, Doug, Elana, Jeffrey, Brian, Simone, Max, Kyle, Dillon, Ari, Motown, Evan V, Aaron V, Quinn, Scott G, Aaron C, and Whitney F, John Steven, and all of my Macabbi friends!

Family: Jake, Pete, Sam, Michael, Joe, Toby, Mark, and my parents!

Moody Peeps: Kim-Yeong, ED(god Anroo he's weird!), Amit, Tom B, Mark E, Ben A, Drew A, Brydin B, Kat, Chris B, Will B, Alexaaaaandriaa, Erica, Vicki, Kim, Adam B, Will C, Peter, Kourtney, Bryan, Gregg, Jesse D, Rachel D, Sean Di., Melissa E, Christine, Ryan F, Aaron, Travis F, Jonathan G, Sammy, Cubby, Phoebe, James, Megan H, Tucker, Gerald, Matthew H, Courtney, Scott, P.K., Laura J, Clauron, Tracy, Harley, Janee, Ryan K, Big Willie, Dan Lac., Dan Lan., David L, Ben M, Lauren Ma., Sarah M, Eric M, Michael M, Lauren Me., Lauren Mi., Lizz, Kristen P, Puffless, Anna, Sarah R, Rochelle, Tanner, Jason, Erik S, Jesse S, Claire S, Johnny S, Sarah S, JDT, Bailey, Chad, Joseph, Mickey, David V, Grace, Michael W, Alexa W, Travis W, Emily W, Jack, Bonnie, Elizabeth Y!

 

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Rules of Life

Good Things: ME, University of North Carolina TAR HEELS!, Jazz, music, basketball, GBX Shoes, Bill Cosby, baseball, flute, saxophone, Kadima Kallah and all my friends there!, Yusef Lateef, football, basketball (or did I already mention that), That's So Cool (song by Evan W.), Ugetsu, PHISH, Weigh(by PHISH), Dilbert, Scott Adams, Hitchhikers' Guide Series, Douglas Adams, Drowning Pool, "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor", They Might Be Giants, and lots more to be added later!

Bad Things: hockey, University of Virginia, Duke University, grilled cheese, band music, school food, baseball all-star voting, and lots more to be added later!

Best Movie: Nothing to Lose 

Best Movie Characters: Puck (Midsummer Night's Dream), and The Gofer (Caddyshack)

Best Bands: They Might Be Giants, PHISH, and Drowning Pool

Best Song: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

 

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Inside Jokes

Christine & Phoebe: Hey Betty!

Elana: What a cute little boy!____How's the druggie?____This machine is !@#$%^&*()'in screwed up!!____( )

Daniel Lac.: Go EBAP!____Inhale a cheeto through your nose!____"That would be a 'no'. Or maybe 'hell no.' "____Uno a uno, los pinguinos roban mi acuesto.

Sammy: Go IECA!___Go GH( I'm thinkin about it)!____Have you lost your touch?

Michael W: Hey, I'm Mikey from Montana!

Harley: Throw Skittels!____Flutes CAN play jazz!!____Lisa?

Evan W: That's so cool!

Lightning: He had a heart attack!

Doug: Rachel will kill you!

Sam, Greg, Jon: Dude man, that hacker dude is "tight"!

Anroo: You big bully!____Particle Man, Particle Man....____Please: limit use to 30 seconds!___ED is wierd...

Joseph: "THE LIST"!

Brian B: E.T. 59 and Stryker X are da bomb! ___This game is on drugs!___Let the bodies hit the floor…let the bodies hit the floor…..____Sometimes I feel…like I'm just behind the wheel…..____All the Superbeast & Stickdeath greatness!

David L: Throw Skittles!

JDT: He's a Sweedish Meatball! or is that Meatish Sweedball?!___He scored his age!!!!

David V: He scored his age!!!

Melissa E: I've done 2/3 of my life's purpose today...___Definitely Starburst!

Sarah M & Danielle: Definitely Starburst!

Jonny: They're gonna kill the water!

Sloane: Just gimme the book!

 

IF I LEFT OUT ANY RULES OR INSIDE JOKES, JUST TELL ME, PEOPLE!!!

 

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There are, in case you didn't know this, some cool places on the internet!!!!

To mention a few..................

The NBA HomePage | UNC HomePage | Digital Blasphemy Desktop Wallpaper!!! | Funny.com Jokes | Stickdeath

 

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